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[01 Feb 2009|04:39pm] |
bizoneyizo: gotta go soon then (4:33)
Caity5654: before the 19th (4:34)
bizoneyizo: friday the 13th
oh that says 19th hahahahah (4:34)
Caity5654: haha yes (4:34)
bizoneyizo: I was gonna say! (4:35)
Caity5654: haha what? you were gonna say what (4:35)
bizoneyizo ummm...
I was gonna say, gee whiz. That's an interesting coincidence that the day Drew is going away is the same day that countless people have come to understand as one of the most unlucky days, stemming from the number 13, which people have come to appreciate as being an unlucky number due to its historical significance (4:37)
Caity5654: ohh wow. my you are very articulate (4:37)
bizoneyizo: Hahaha. Im gonna copy and paste this conversation into my livejournal with timestamp, so people can see how funny and amusing I can be. (4:39)
Caity5654: haha oh yeah? what a great idea. maybe you can do a survey after. 25 things i already knew about you (4:39)
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| Richard Kelly is my hero. |
[13 Jun 2005|12:57am] |
Holy Crap, what's it been almost a year since my last post.
Let me use this thing like a contemplative asshole, like it's meant to be used.
I’ve recently become re-obsessed with Donnie Darko, and in reviewing the philosophy of the story; this is a rough suggestion of what I think happened.
The story begins with a sleepwalker on Oct.1, 1988. We follow him into a title card of Oct. 2, 1988. This is the start of a tangential universe, at which time a vortex begins its formation. It will eventually lead to annihilation in accordance to the Philosophy of Time Travel by Roberta Sparrow if it is not closed.
At the same time, be it by divine intervention, a time portal opens up above the Darko residence between Oct. 2, 1988 of the tangential universe and Oct. 30, 1988 of the primary universe. Currently, we are following the tangential universe, where a messenger “Frank,” the 6-foot bunny rabbit, startles Donnie into a hypnotized state. He tells Donnie that the world will end, basically that Donnie is the chosen one and they will work together to save the universe. While Donnie is off talking to Frank, an artifact from the primary universe’s Oct. 30, falls onto Donnie’s bedroom in the tangential universe's Oct. 2. Had Donnie died in this tangential universe, the world would have ended in a few weeks.
Donnie is spared, and it is his job to manipulate the living with Frank’s help to send the artifact back to the primary universe. Eventually succeeding in his duties, during the course of many dark hours, Donnie manages to set everything perfectly in motion to conjure up fourth dimension powers that rip the engine from the tangential universe’s plane into the wormhole in tangential Oct. 30, and thus sending this artifact home to the primary universe, resulting in the time rewind to Oct. 2 in the primary universe. The tangential universe will be closed once the artifact begins its descent onto Donnie's room through the wormhole.
This leaves us in the primary universe with an open wormhole carrying an artifact from tangential Oct. 30, 1988 back to primary Oct. 2, 1988. As we are welcomed back to Oct. 2 by the familiar faces we met in the tangential universe, they individually sit up in horror or with fading memories/dreams of their experiences away from the primary universe in the tangential one. The plane engine from the future crushes Donnie. According to the Philosophy of Time Travel, things happen this way, just as myth tells us of a Medieval Knight impaled with a sword, which he had not yet built, Donnie was killed by a plane engine that belonged to no plane.
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| Best...Soundtrack...Ever |
[19 Aug 2004|11:42pm] |
The Soundtrack to Your Life Survey
Make a soundtrack for your life, matching songs with the following:
Opening song: Jerry Reed - Eastbound and Down(Smokey and the Bandit Theme Song)
Waking up: New Order - True Faith
First date: Paula Abdul - Straight Up
First kiss: Beach Boys - Wouldn't It Be Nice
Falling in love: Peter Cetera - Glory of Love
Seeing an old love: Twisted Sister - Burn in Hell
Heartbreak: Air Supply - All Out of Love
Driving fast: Bon Jovi - Livin On A Prayer
Getting ready to go out: Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Partying with friends: Avril Lavigne - Sk8er Boi
Dancing at a club: Kevin Little - Turn Me On / J-Kwon - Tipsy
Flirting: The Faint - Worked Up So Sexual
Feeling sexy: Chic - Le Freak
Walking alone in the rain: Toto - Africa
Missing someone: Boyz II Men - End Of The Road
Playing in the ocean: Seal - Kiss From A Rose
Summer vacation: Weezer - Holiday
Fighting with someone: Lionel Richie - Hello
Acting goofy with friends: Miami Sound Machine - Conga
Thinking back: All 4 One - I Swear
Feeling depressed: Bonnie Tyler - A Total Eclipse Of The Heart
Christmas time: Wham! - Last Christmas
Falling asleep: Heart - These Dreams
Closing song: Ice Cube - Today Was A Good Day
Take The Soundtrack to Your Life Survey
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| I'm posting song lyrics...cause this song is amazing for techno maniacs and very meaningful, to me. |
[05 Jun 2004|12:24am] |
BT - Remember
I know how you feel.
I’m feeling it too.
I hold my heart, I dream of you.
I see your face, I feel it, too.
Searching skies.
I need you.
I miss you.
Take this and hold
My love for you.
In separate times we think as two.
In paradise I’ll drown in you.
Still searching skies.
I need you.
I want you.
I know how you feel.
I’m feeling it to.
I hold my heart, I dream of you.
I see your face, I feel it, too.
Searching skies.
I need you.
I miss you.
Take this and hold
My love for you.
In separate times we think as two.
In paradise I’ll drown in you.
Still searching skies.
I need you.
I want you.
I love you, love you, I love only you...love you.
Remember me near.
There may be times when it’s not right
For me to be there.
But remember me near.
Remember me near.
There may be times when it’s not right
For me to be there.
But remember me near.
Searching for strength.
Can I face this day.
Blinded by your love we stay.
You’re always there,
You’re in my head
Still chasing skies.
I need you.
Oh, I miss you.
Just love you, only you, only you...
I love you, I love you, I love only you...love you.
Remember me near.
There may be times when it’s not right
For me to be there.
But remember me near.
Remember me near.
There may be times when it’s not right
For me to be there.
But remember me near.
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| Scared and Nervous |
[02 Jun 2004|01:50pm] |
It's going to be great someday when I can post a quote from 'When One Eight Becomes Two Zeros': - "I'm so shocked that I've made it through these billion days. I made it through these billion days!
I didn't think I could tough it out all those days. I didnt think i could tough it out...a billion."
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| Eleven |
[31 May 2004|12:27am] |
Transient: “I’m not feeling fit today, stranger.”
Stranger: “What is the cause for your sorrow, rambler?”
Transient: “What, you ask?”
Stranger: “Certainly, kind drifter.”
Transient: “The King is not allowing age-ed vagabonds to compete in the archery contest, in which the victor may claim the fair-maiden’s hand in marriage.”
Stranger: “Forsooth, that is a dishonor.”
Transient: “Ay.”
Baz Luhrmann had the tenacity to change the sentiment of “Romeo + Juliet,” so the chronology of the next few days will be revised, even before it has been written. Instead of the pre-arranged timeline—one that has been carefully crafted by another—of misery and bleakness, I am redrafting a saga of hopefulness and clarity.
I am spinning a romance where Leonardo and Claire live and love happily ever after.
“I'll move to heal as soon as pain allows so we can reunite and both move on together.”
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| It will rain again tomorrow. |
[28 May 2004|01:19am] |
I'm going through the motions of life right now, but I feel nothing.
I won't feel anything until it's okay.
Watch as I pretend that sleeping is a feasible option of escape.
My only solace is that we're in this together.
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| Train of Thought (Consequences), There ain't no turning back. |
[27 May 2004|01:18am] |
1. I wish I had the option of knowing certain things before they could ever happen. I’m really fucking uneasy. Hence the following statement: The weather was sad again tonight, and it drizzled a little bit because I’m feeling very confused and nervous. Knowing basically anything right now would be easier than thinking the absolute worst. I guess this is just another example of how I control the universe and everything is a figment of my imagination. “Don’t worry” are the worst words…ever.
2. I’m high on MSG, and my head hurts pretty badly. Holy shit. “Want my buffet? You fucking gay.” That song is great.
3. My friends are all litterbugs. We couldn’t walk 10 feet to throw trash away.
4. Hackers is a hilarious movie. I wish my handle were Crash Override. I’d be l33t HaX0r.
5. I’m never drinking energy drinks again. That’s a lie. I’m a rockstar.
6. Avril’s new joint is fucking tight. #2 is the best -- “together” is awesome.
7. I should have bought L’Auberge Espagnole at Newbury in Boston, but I didn’t. I wasn’t thinking logically. I was thinking, “It’s going to rain. I know it.”
8. On top of my clouded perspective, Funky Town has been running in my head all freakin night. Thanks.
Carl: “Which one of you has been playing...[ Won’t you take me to Funky Town?] for a freakin week?!"
Frylock: That was Meatwad.
Carl: Well, at this point, it doesn't even matter, because it keeps runnin through my brain, and it won't go away unless I blow it out... with a bullet!"
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| "...and the singing sounds good. So we started a group, and here we are, kickin' it just for you." |
[16 May 2004|07:57pm] |
Iesha, Iesha so glad to meet ya
See you in the school yard strollin' wit your teacha
The lil skirt you played was really fly
She turned around and she winked her eye, so I
Stepped to her like I knew her the Biv is cool but Romell is cooler
The bell rang cause I started to talk yet the class is not there no more
(Yo Red, where'd you meet her?)
At the playground, ya know
That's where I saw this cutie
This girl was swingin' and she looked so fly
On the monkey bars, we climbed up to the top and
She touched my hand that's when I fell in love
Iesha...
You are the girl that I never had
And I want to get to know you better
Iesha...
You know I want you so bad
And there's nothing anyone can do
To keep me away from you
Yo Dallas man these five young boys out of Atlanta GA are a real adventure
They kinda like remind me of me and my boys New Edition, know what I'm sayin
So all you people out there ridin’ in your cars listenin’ to the radio station
Or coolin' back in the living room watchin’ this here video, hey yo peep the 2nd verse
We played Nintendo
This was her very first date
I didn't wanna make it seem to fly
We ate cereal
She couldn't stay out that late
Her mother told her to be home at nine
Iesha...
You are the girl that I never had
And I want to get to know you better
Iesha...
You know I want you so bad
And there's nothing anyone can do
To keep me away from you
(Yo Ro you might sound to sure so wutcha gonna do?)
(I dunno Da, I only got one more rap and I'm gonna see what happens)
Threw down my books went up to the door
Pressed the bell…What was in store?
Iesha came out with a smile (oh no)
She ain’t worth the while
So I passed her a lolli pop and a letter
Told her so let's keep this a secret
Now remember Iesha, only u can keep this, peace!
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| Wet Hot American Summer |
[10 May 2004|08:55pm] |
Alan Sheperd: "Thank you very much. Hello Camp Firewood, hello. Thank you for having me. You know I went to sleepaway camp so long ago that it was the Stone Age. No, but seriously, it wasn't the Stone Age, it was the Ice Age. No, really it was the Stone Age. But folks actually I went to Camp Makluden in the Pine Hills of Westchester New York, and that was so long ago that for breakfast we had to eat scrambled pterodactyl eggs and raptor bacon. Back then we didn't have cots we had slabs. Instead of sleeping bags we had pelts. When I was at camp, my favorite activity was arts and crafts. Or as we used to call it, arts and farts and crafts. We used to make drawings: cave drawings...which is my way of saying that we were cavemen. I went to camp so long ago that I can remember saying sticks and stones may break my bones and meaning it. I went to camp so long ago that fucking Jesus Christ was my counselor and my best friend had polyeboslia. His name was Ug...and he walked on all fours. There were two epidemics when I went to camp: head lice and the Plague, the Bubonic Plague!"
I know some more quotes will be posted from this movie, right? I expect responses on this one, bitches!
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| I want a rusty axe, a fat bitch named bridget, and a little sip of faygo. |
[28 Apr 2004|02:03pm] |
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
Wigfield: "My fingers are bloody, my eyes half-mast. So instead of me rattling on, I've decided to let the town residents tell their story in their own words."
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
DVD Remote
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Currently watching Beyonce shake her big booty in a gigantic soapy champagne glass. Mmmmm
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
12:45
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
2:00
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Fergy being all like, "La La La La La"
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I was checking what the hell this dude in a truck was doing outside my neighbors house, because there has been some robberies on the street next to mine. So, I was letting him know I was gonna have to peel caps on him if he tries to pull something stupid like take my shit.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
My Bank Account Balance
9: What are you wearing?
t-shirt and jeans
10: Did you dream last night?
O man, I was waiting to say this... I dreamt I shot Eminem in the forehead. It was hilarious, because he died...when I shot him.
11: When did you last laugh?
You serious, I just...When I was thinking about my dream two seconds ago. Besides that, when I saw the Rooney video on Mtv. O yea! and this dude in Yellowcard plays a fiddle. Hahaha...
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Bubble Mirrors, A picture of a lonely tree, A photo of a deserted highway, A coat hanger, A clock, and a picture of this dude getting blown backwards by a speaker. Soon, I will have my humongous Chasing Amy poster with huge Joey Lauren Adams face that I can look at and cry.
13: Seen anything weird lately?
A black chick get a pap-smear on Mtv. That station is pretty out of hand this afternoon.
14: What do you think of this quiz?
A lot better than others I have taken.
15: What is the last film you saw?
Waterworld
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A Delorean
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I'm going to buy Avril's new joint, because I think she is one god damn, amazingly hot-ass chick!
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| Theme Sleep Agua a.k.a. I’m waterlogged |
[27 Mar 2004|12:59pm] |
I’m at a house trying to find my drums with Backman, but I can’t get to them. Instead, I enter a room where Chris is throwing chex mix into a dirty fish tank that explodes into four huge geysers as a result to “digest” the “fish food.” This scares the fish away into a vortex around the four geysers that are now filling the room with water. Now we are under water in this room, but we could move just as if we the eruption never happened, besides the fish swimming around us. My party has now changed. I am with Dave and Maureen.
After, we were under water with the fish and the new accumulation of three sharks. The sharks were chasing each other, until the hammerhead spotted Maureen. Maureen realized she was a target and looked at the shark, which said, “shit!” It swam away really fast. Maureen started carrying a baseball bat for protection, which she used to threaten hitting me on the head with if I didn’t pour her a cup of cranberry juice. So, I took the bat away and put her into a taz-mission headlock. She submitted. Of course. Walking away, Dave and Ashley were talking in another room now, and as soon as I entered they stopped talking. So, my dream knowledge leads me to believe that they were “together.”
Next, I’m at a football game with Dustin. It seems that Ian and Gary are on the football team and freezing their asses off. Dustin and I know this because, we ourselves are equally cold and we have jackets on. They are sent to the locker room to get warm in the shower room. The locker room is soaked with water from the showers and subsequently looks like a homoerotic slip and slide fiesta. It’s a really good thing that I only saw ass, or else I’d be pretty pissed that I was conjuring up a bunch of jock’s cocks. But, the real reason I’m here is actually to save Ian, who passed out in the shower because he was so cold. So, I point the showerhead with warm water onto his motionless, football- uniformed duded up body and he woke up.
Lastly, I’m at a water park, which I sneak into to ride a slide. The slide ends, but I’m still tearin’ ass across the swimming pool that you should end up submerged in when the slide is over, but I for some reason don’t. This pool goes on forever, and I’m hover crafting over the first inch of water at an insane velocity. Then I stop, which is very anticlimactic.
I didn’t even get to find out what schema wetness was playing in my dream. Maybe I’ll find out later, like tonight.
If anyone else had a water-soluble dream, please let me know.
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